The horniest holiday movies of all time
Maybe you’ve noticed, but holiday movies are getting steamier by the year. Take Netflix for example. They’ve been upping the ante with their own lineup of Christmas rom-coms that are giving Hallmark a run for their money. With movies like Hot Frosty, where a sexy snowman comes to life, and The Merry Gentlemen, featuring Chad Michael Murray leading an all-male strip show to save a performance art venue, it’s clear that Netflix is bringing a new kind of heat to the holiday genre.
Hot Frosty, for instance, tells the story of a magical scarf that turns a snowman into a hunk named Jack. It’s a romantic comedy that’s both charming and a little bit bizarre, but that’s all part of the fun. And while the movie raises questions like who’s creating these muscly snowmen and why, it’s all in good holiday spirit.
On the other hand, we have The Merry Gentlemen, where Chad Michael Murray bares it all to help out a struggling town. It’s a unique twist on the classic Christmas movie formula, but one that’s definitely caught people’s attention.
But it’s not just Netflix that’s bringing the heat. Hallmark and Hulu are also churning out their fair share of romantic holiday flicks, complete with handsome carpenters, single dads, and small-town charm. And while these movies often follow a predictable plotline, there’s something about their earnestness that keeps viewers coming back for more.
So, whether you’re into steamy snowmen or shirtless dancers, this holiday season has something for everyone. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself falling in love with a new Christmas classic along the way.
